Thursday, August 27, 2009

Testicular pain

So, I got a vasectomy today. I can say this: it's not much fun. I should have known what I was in for when I asked the doctor, "So, afterward, what's the pain that I'll feel? Is it going to be the incision, or more like a ball kick?" He said, "If you don't move, you won't feel anything." The doctor is a goddamn liar, on top of avoiding the question. I feel like somebody sliced open my scrotom, squeezed my balls, cut some pieces out of there, cauterized what was left, and didn't sew it back up.

Oh, yeah. That's EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

What is it about ball pain? Getting your testicles jostled is a different kind of pain than nearly anything else. Where's my vicodin?

7 comments:

kevthegreat said...

No!!!!! You still need to have a boy to carry on the Udwary name! Don't leave it up to me!

DrX said...

My girls won't be changing their name when they get married.

DrX said...

And btw, my scrotum is swollen to the size of a softball today. Hooray.

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