Saturday, June 12, 2010
The World Cup is huge. I get it. I love sports. I really tried to watch today. I kept an open mind. I had a team to root for. It all doesn't matter, because soccer is boring as hell! Yeah, I know, it's an American cliche to discount soccer as boring as fuck, but it's so damned true. I've never really considered myself as a typical American, but I guess maybe I am more so than I would like to think. Maybe I should start drinking more Bud and hating foreigners to top it off. Anyways, I'm done with the World Cup.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
In honor of DrX's birthday, I am restarting the blog! I hope I haven't lost all of the readers by now, with all the long periods of absence and false starts. If you have given up hope, you are dead to me! I don't need you! Fucking bastards! Anyways, how about that DrX? He's a pretty cool guy and he's a year older and closer to death. I guess he's not that old, I've dated older women, so I can't talk, I guess. I have found that since I turned 30 it's hard to make fun of people's age when they are also in their 30s. I guess I'll have to wait a few years to again be able to heckle DrX mercilessly about being old. Where am I going with this, you might ask. My answer to that is: mind your own business fuckwad! I can rant if I want! That's what this blog will once again become. Pointless rantings from me to you. Enjoy! And happy b'day, bro!