The World Cup is huge. I get it. I love sports. I really tried to watch today. I kept an open mind. I had a team to root for. It all doesn't matter, because soccer is boring as hell! Yeah, I know, it's an American cliche to discount soccer as boring as fuck, but it's so damned true. I've never really considered myself as a typical American, but I guess maybe I am more so than I would like to think. Maybe I should start drinking more Bud and hating foreigners to top it off. Anyways, I'm done with the World Cup.