This is the first post of likely many. The Coronavirus is spreading, and quarantine has begun. Here is my log for Monday 3/16/2020
10:00 - I've taken proper precautions by barring entry to the house. I had to destroy the couch for the boards that I used to nail the front and side door shut.
11:15 - Used the rest of the couch to start a fire in the basement to keep the house warm. The smoke is nearly unbearable. I don't know how our ancestors could stand it...
12:30 - Starting to get hungry. I just now realized I should have gone to the stores before society ended. Cat is looking awfully plump...
13:15 - Found a old burrito in the freezer. A month after the expiration date, but it tasted just fine. Cleaned up cat scratches and bandaged wounds with a ripped up t-shirt. I should have bought band-aids... Cat looks angry still.
15:00 - Boredom has set in. Being locked away in this house has driven me near madness! Found myself counting out grains of rice from the cupboard so I can properly ration them over the next month. 1,567 grains. 30 days. I am allowed 124 grains of rice a day. I will start tonight.
18:00 - Cooked 235 grains of riced for dinner. Some protein would be nice with this dinner... Where is that cat?
23:00 - Blood loss has made me sleepy. My nemesis, the cat, has taken over the entire first floor. I am confined to the bedroom, but all is good. I will rest up for battle.
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