I tried

The World Cup is huge. I get it. I love sports. I really tried to watch today. I kept an open mind. I had a team to root for. It all doesn't matter, because soccer is boring as hell! Yeah, I know, it's an American cliche to discount soccer as boring as fuck, but it's so damned true. I've never really considered myself as a typical American, but I guess maybe I am more so than I would like to think. Maybe I should start drinking more Bud and hating foreigners to top it off. Anyways, I'm done with the World Cup.

Happy Birthday DrX!

In honor of DrX's birthday, I am restarting the blog! I hope I haven't lost all of the readers by now, with all the long periods of absence and false starts. If you have given up hope, you are dead to me! I don't need you! Fucking bastards! Anyways, how about that DrX? He's a pretty cool guy and he's a year older and closer to death. I guess he's not that old, I've dated older women, so I can't talk, I guess. I have found that since I turned 30 it's hard to make fun of people's age when they are also in their 30s. I guess I'll have to wait a few years to again be able to heckle DrX mercilessly about being old. Where am I going with this, you might ask. My answer to that is: mind your own business fuckwad! I can rant if I want! That's what this blog will once again become. Pointless rantings from me to you. Enjoy! And happy b'day, bro!

Another painting!

Well, I officially got back into painting again. Maybe soon I'll actually get back into blogging...

My most current painting is a present to my lovely niece who, I feel, needs a healthy dose of Real American Patriotism! She is being raised in a house by two liberal East Coast elitists, after all... I call this painting: Fuck You Eastern Hemisphere!

A new painting

For being so patient, I reward you with a painting! I call it "Hollywood Remake"

Another note: I have disabled anonymous commenting because we have been getting a ton of spam in previous posts. Sorry if this is a pain!

fooled ya!

So, when I said that I was going to be posting again, I actually meant that I'll rarely be posting. That's what it seems like, anyways, but I will try to do better. I finally got around to ditching all of the other contributors on this blog, except for the original two (me and DrX). Sorry folks, but y'all have also gone almost a year without posting anything. This makes you useless to me! You were suppose to provide filler while I was busy! I forgive you all though.

If any of you have been paying attention, spammers have seemed to taken over the comments a bit. Fight back! The spammers may take up our comment space and annoy us, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEEEEEEDOM! That is for the government to do.

What to look for in the future: Since I have a completely uninteresting life, I require certain shticks to post regularly. In the past these have included Mummy Hitler and a talking Panda of some sort (not a very fleshed out character). There will probably be more of this unless suddenly my real life becomes interesting (don't count on it). If anyone wants to see more of something we've done in the past, let me know.

Ok, so this has been another update blog post that has accomplished nothing! Yay!

Bracket Buster!!

That matchup versus Butler down the road is lookin mighty tasty.....BFB tasty!

One more time!

Hello everyone! I know I've said this before, but I am planning on occasionally posting again. We're gonna start back from scratch! That means taking away pretty much everyones posting privledges. Sorry but you are stuck with what I give you! Hopefully more to come real soon!