Happy Birthday DrX!!!

That's right, today is DrX's 58th birthday. He s young at heart, though. It's ok, DrX, most of your life may be over, but you can still look forward to a few more cognoscente years, maybe! Here are some other folks that were born on June 9th: Peter The Great, Donald Duck, Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman.

Also, on this day in 1940, Norway surrendered to Nazi Germany. Oh, Norway! You so crazy! So DrX, stay away from Norwegians and Nazis today. Hope you are doing something fun and exciting! Have some cake. Cake is yummy, unless it has coconut. I hate coconut. Fuck you coconut!

Gotta love pandering!

Hooray for the crazy religious right wing! They are so good at making Republican candidates look like ignorant douchebags:

For Brainaparte

My scanner is completely fubar now, so making a sketch of my favorite French actress is tough. Well, making the sketch isn't so tough, but posting it is. In the mean time, just to let you know I haven't forgotten your trivia reward, here is a photo of my favorite French actress, Anna Karina:

Now, I know next to nothing about Anna Karina, and have only seen her in a few Godard films, but in those films, she may be the most gorgeous woman who ever lived. And, I know, she was born in Denmark, but a majority of her films were French and lived most of her life there. I think she's still alive, but she's old and I don't really care about her anymore. OK, so maybe there are a lot of problems with my choice here, and maybe I just wanted an excuse to make the blog a lot better looking by posting the above picture. And I know Fish will yell at me for this one, too. Oh well. Anna Karina was ridiculously beautiful, so I win.

Thank you, Government!

For buying me a digital camcorder! I got a letter in the mail today letting me know that my $600 Economic Stimulus" check is on it's way. Who wants to help me research cameras? I figure I can spend some of my own money on this, as well as the governments. So, let's put the price limit at $900. Anyone have any suggestions?

Work sucks

Fuck Pat Buchanan. Fuck work. Fuck corporations. Fuck remakes. Fuck bills. Fuck groceries. Fuck the Lakers. Fuck the Celtics. Fuck Adam Sandler's shitty ass movies. Fuck seafood and everything I don't care to add.

The real reason I moved to Raleigh

Little do they realize it, Duke is laying the groundwork for my plans for world domination to reach fruition. That's right, they are close to creating a bionic monkey! It starts with one arm, and soon becomes a primate/robot killing machine!

Crazy Robot Vagina Alert!

Has anyone here seen The Holy Mountain? What a strange film. I watched it this weekend followed by Ichi the Killer, which may be one of the most grotesque films I've ever seen. It's weekends like this I'm glad I live alone, because if someone tried watching that duo of films with me, they may have tried to have me committed. Anyways, I actually do recommend both films, but neither is for the faint hearted. Also, I came up with a good punishment for the loser of some unnamed future contest. The loser has to watch the movie Meet the Spartans in it's entirety and then watch it again with the commentary track. I've only seen commercials, but seriously, it may be the worst movie ever made. I'm out!

Birthday Bash!

My birthday is just a month away from tomorrow and I have yet to make any plans. Anyone have any good ideas? I have the time to take off to do some traveling, but I have to put in for it soon. Who wants the honor of hosting Kevin's b'day bash?

Sunday Night Dance Party!

I miss Albany...

Sorry folks!

My scanner is having major issues, so I haven't been able to post any sketches or cartoons. I'm working on it. Anyone do anything exciting this weekend?