Sunday, August 3, 2008

Polar Bear vs. Bunny

This is the official debate thread for the Polar Bear vs. Bunny battle. As determined by a random number generator, this fight will take place in the Roman Coliseum. Say who you think will win and why in the comments.

UPDATE:
I have put up a poll for you all to vote on the winner. Vote to your right ----->

11 comments:

phishbone23 said...

Polar Bear.......the meanest bunny I know was the Rabbit of Caerbannog from the Monty Python movie and it met its demise via grenade. I think since rabbits have sex like rabbits their populus is greater, thus less will to survive. When its all said and done, the almost extinct polar bear, having strong will to survive, will have a Rockyesque "back up against the wall" win to take out the bunny. Possibly by grenade. This was a tough matchup to start off with.....tough seedings.

Kris said...

Aren't you supposed to be working? Stop thinking about polar bears, start thinking about physics!!!

kevthegreat said...

This is the 1 vs. 16 seed matchup. The seeding was determined very quickly without any thought, but I feel Polar Bears are pretty kick ass, so they are the top seed. And I think the Polar Bear will easily win this round.

DrX said...

I will just say, the conceit here was that this WAS the bunny from Holy Grail. In which case it ate through a fully armored man's head in a few seconds. However, I still think that a polar bear should probably win, just because I don't like a bad-ass fictional rabbit in the contest.

Also, we need to take the arena into account. A normal rabbit can almost certainly outrun the Polar Bear, though it shouldn't have a place to hide. However, even if the match lasted several years, the real bunny has no ability to take down the polar bear, and one wrong swipe of the claw means doom for the rabbit.

Polar bear ftw.

Mikey OOO said...

I kind of like the bunny. How is the polar bear going to have any stamina in the roman coliseum. Won't it get tired and dehydrated?

Also, have any of you ever seen the Imagination Land, South Park episode? The bunny that was part of the "Evil Woodland Creatures". I mean the bunny peed in Little Miss Muffet's eye socket. That's pretty fucked up.

phishbone23 said...

Yeah, I figured just a regular old bunny was mince meat, so I had to think of the most evil bunny I knew, and it was either that bunny or the Cadbury one. Roman Coliseum should have no effect unless you mean "as is". Current state of the arena is about 50% of the floor is torn out and the tunnels are exposed. However, the polar bear is used to combat on floating ice shelves, so it must be right at home there.

Mikey OOO said...

Do we really need 6 days to vote? I mean i guess there are a bunch of first round math ups, but I think we could do maybe a 2-3 day vote. Just my opinion.

kevthegreat said...

Yeah, I forgot to change the end date. I'm stopping the poll tomorrow when I get out of work, so vote while you can.

kevthegreat said...

Who the hell is voting for the bunny? Let your logic be known in the comments.

Mikey OOO said...

You know I am voting for the bunny and why. I'm trying to talk people I know into voting as well, but it does not seem to be working well enough so far.

phishbone23 said...

Yay Mikey!! Fight the power!!

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