2nd Gen. Hammer-bot

I figured my first Hammer-bot might need some help crushing all of my enemies, so I decided to make another:

The thing is, this Hammer-Bot is pretty much just a giant metal pussy. When he approaches my enemies he just yells out "DANGER! DANGER!" and kind of flails his arms around randomly. What a dumb Hammer-Bot. It's quite ridiculous, isn't it? Who wants a Hammer-Bot that let's my enemies know it's coming and then can't even swing its hammer in a controlled, accurate way? Maybe I'll teach it to serve me tea...

Hammer-Bot

I decided to show you all my original model Hammer-bot. You know, the robot that will crush my enemies. Well, here is an artistic interpretation of my first edition Robo-hammerer:

Crush the Losers!

I think that people who disagree with me are wrong and should be crushed. I prefer to use a hammer, but it sometimes gets me in trouble, and there are more problems in the world than time for one man to hit them with hammers. What is a boy to do? I decided to make a hammering robot that will take on my enemies for me. The problem is that my robot has an inclination for striking children. It must be a bug in his hate code, but I'm too lazy to sort through it all to find the problem. So, my question is, is it really a bad thing to club a couple kids on the head with a hammer if it means also bashing all of your enemies? I say no.