Saturday, March 29, 2008
Crush the Losers!
I think that people who disagree with me are wrong and should be crushed. I prefer to use a hammer, but it sometimes gets me in trouble, and there are more problems in the world than time for one man to hit them with hammers. What is a boy to do? I decided to make a hammering robot that will take on my enemies for me. The problem is that my robot has an inclination for striking children. It must be a bug in his hate code, but I'm too lazy to sort through it all to find the problem. So, my question is, is it really a bad thing to club a couple kids on the head with a hammer if it means also bashing all of your enemies? I say no.