Horrible day

Today was elephant day at work. It was the day that everyone bought in an elephant to follow them around all day and help out. This turned out to be a terrible idea. The elephants wouldn't even fit in any of the doors to get into the building, so they just wandered around outside all day. Then they started drinking beer and fighting, and one stepped on a motorcycle. It was pretty bad. I think one of them stole the change out of my car, too. Damned elephants. I don't think we'll have another elephant day.