Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I'm blind, I'm deaf, I wanna be a... Governor???

So it looks like New York's next Governor will be their (our) current Lieutenant Governor, who is a 53 year old black, blind man. Not only will he be New York's first black governor, but he is BLIND!!! What the heck is happening here that we have a blind Governor. Maybe the thinknig is that since he is blind, he can't tell how hot the prostitutes are, so he won't bother trying to buy one??? We have Hilary as a Senator, and a blind man as a Governor. Hmmm, maybe I'll move to New jersey. Now there is a state with some real promise

7 comments:

kevthegreat said...

Spitzer did in fact resign today. You now have a blind governer. That's kind of cool, actually. He has a pretty good political shtick. I'm sure that's why he chose to be blind.

Megan said...

how does one choose to be blind? Did he throw acid in his eyes???

kevthegreat said...

Megan, are you suggesting he's faking his blindness to further his political career? I think you might be right! I saw it in a movie once, so I'm sure that's what he's doing!

phishbone23 said...

That's just ridiculous.....you would never move to New Jersey.

DrX said...

By the way, Megan reads your blog daily. She loves your devil-may-care attitude and irreverent brand of fun! Maybe she should be a contributor. I'm sure she has things to say!

Megan said...

I do think you are all pretty funny. That said, I am obsessed with things that may not be blog-worthy at the moment--like the color and consistency of baby poop. Not the most interesting material, at least not after the first 50 or so posts....

kevthegreat said...

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