What a fuckin gyp. Where's the battle? I wanted to see monkeys fighting bears. On bikes. Maybe in a Thunderdome.
No, definitely in a Thunderdome.
How many monkeys do you think it would take to actually take down a bear? We're talking monkeys, mind you. No apes or chimps. And versus a black bear, not grizzly or polar.
You know, I think it'd be less. Black bears aren't that big. Maybe 150-200 pounds, about the size of an adult man. I think it'd only take maybe 5 monkeys. They have some sharp teeth and are much more agile.
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What a fuckin gyp. Where's the battle? I wanted to see monkeys fighting bears. On bikes. Maybe in a Thunderdome.
No, definitely in a Thunderdome.
How many monkeys do you think it would take to actually take down a bear? We're talking monkeys, mind you. No apes or chimps. And versus a black bear, not grizzly or polar.
I bid 8 monkeys.
You know, I think it'd be less. Black bears aren't that big. Maybe 150-200 pounds, about the size of an adult man. I think it'd only take maybe 5 monkeys. They have some sharp teeth and are much more agile.
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