A rose by any other name...

So I was catching up on my Buffalo Bills offseason yesterday and noticed that we picked up Kawika Mitchell from the NY Giants. I must say that I am kind of liking this one. However, I'm not so impressed by another guy they picked up. A man that goes by the name William James. I mean who is this guy?? I did some digging and found out that he is actually an ex-Giant named Will Peterson that used to suck horribly. Then he changed his name hoping no one would know, but the people in Philly noticed that he sucked in a strikingly similar way to a guy named Peterson they used to play against. So now he has infiltrated the Bills locker rooms. I have come to believe that the Giants are highly afraid of the Bills and are resorting to sending covert spies to undermine our machine. Down with the evil empire!! Go Bills!