A new painting

For being so patient, I reward you with a painting! I call it "Hollywood Remake"

Another note: I have disabled anonymous commenting because we have been getting a ton of spam in previous posts. Sorry if this is a pain!

fooled ya!

So, when I said that I was going to be posting again, I actually meant that I'll rarely be posting. That's what it seems like, anyways, but I will try to do better. I finally got around to ditching all of the other contributors on this blog, except for the original two (me and DrX). Sorry folks, but y'all have also gone almost a year without posting anything. This makes you useless to me! You were suppose to provide filler while I was busy! I forgive you all though.

If any of you have been paying attention, spammers have seemed to taken over the comments a bit. Fight back! The spammers may take up our comment space and annoy us, but they'll never take... OUR FREEEEEEEEDOM! That is for the government to do.

What to look for in the future: Since I have a completely uninteresting life, I require certain shticks to post regularly. In the past these have included Mummy Hitler and a talking Panda of some sort (not a very fleshed out character). There will probably be more of this unless suddenly my real life becomes interesting (don't count on it). If anyone wants to see more of something we've done in the past, let me know.

Ok, so this has been another update blog post that has accomplished nothing! Yay!

Bracket Buster!!

That matchup versus Butler down the road is lookin mighty tasty.....BFB tasty!

One more time!

Hello everyone! I know I've said this before, but I am planning on occasionally posting again. We're gonna start back from scratch! That means taking away pretty much everyones posting privledges. Sorry but you are stuck with what I give you! Hopefully more to come real soon!

Testicular pain

So, I got a vasectomy today. I can say this: it's not much fun. I should have known what I was in for when I asked the doctor, "So, afterward, what's the pain that I'll feel? Is it going to be the incision, or more like a ball kick?" He said, "If you don't move, you won't feel anything." The doctor is a goddamn liar, on top of avoiding the question. I feel like somebody sliced open my scrotom, squeezed my balls, cut some pieces out of there, cauterized what was left, and didn't sew it back up.

Oh, yeah. That's EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

What is it about ball pain? Getting your testicles jostled is a different kind of pain than nearly anything else. Where's my vicodin?

The Jesus Fish Phenomenon

Why is it that every car that has the Jesus Fish on the back has to drive like a 90 year old woman? It doesn't matter who is in the car driving, the power of Jesus compels them to go 10mph under the speed limit. God is on your side, right? Don't worry about driving fast and reckless. Or, just get out of my way. Someone should do a study on this. The affects of the Jesus Fish on annoying driving. Get on that, science!

The Incredible Hulk fights a Grizzly Bear

Because this website is dead, but Hulk still smashes.

Long time no paint...

It's been a while! I finally picked up the paintbrush again on Monday:

A new idea

Hi folks! I'm still alive! I have decided to raise BFB back from the grave for another crazy project. In the near future look for a Podcast from DrX, Fish and I. Here is the premise: We will invite crazy people onto the show and interview them. I'm not exactly sure how this is going to work in practice, but it should at least be fun to try.

So, you may be asking yourself, where are you going to find crazy people to interview? Worry not! The internet is full of them! I am beginning to scour the nets for the craziest conspiracy theorists, alternative medicine quacks, religious nutjobs, and all around douchebags and nutcases. If anyone would like to help, or has any great ideas, let me know!

For the near future, I'm afraid BFB will just mainly be a planning area for this project, so it may not be anymore exciting than it has been. Once we have a good plan, I may create a new webpage for it and let BFB die an inglorious death. If anyone would like to take it over, it's all yours! I just don't have the time anymore to make regular posts. But, for now, there should be at least a little action here. Wish us luck in our new endeavour! 

Cautiously Optimistic

Ok, so they Yankees have now won 4 in a row and had a nice comeback against a struggling Angels team with a new closer. They are 13-10 and are 3.5 games ahead of Tampa, 1 game behind Boston & 2 behind Toronto (but they don't matter anyway).

So as a Yankee fan, I feel pretty good at this point. As the Kentucky Derby approaches later, I am thinking of horse racing and how it relates to the MLB season. Right now the Yankees are jockying in position trying to get to a good place at the quarter post. And I feel pretty good about it. We're staying right with the other teams, which after the last few seasons is a big improvement. We survived a big sprint by Boston (winning 11 in a row), a slow start by Texeira (BA: .189), but we're still right there.

At the same time, its kind of sad that a 13-10 start actually has me optimistic. I mean its really not that great of a record. Boston luckily, was 2-6 before their winning streak. Is this has really what it has come down to for a Yankee fan??? Mediocre? Really, Really???

Yes we are in the race and yes things look good even for a wildcard with a lot of good, but not great teams in the AL. But shouldn't we expect more? Not even just as Yankee fans, but as someone that can't even find a ticket for less than $150 available anywhere??? I mean apparently we should never lose because our payroll is so high. And it fucking better well be that way. If I can't afford to go to the game, they still have to look good on my HD.

Well that's my morning rant. Got a nice little Saturday planned. A lil' Kohl's, Fishkill Tire, maybe even a little kickball birthday celebration if we're feeling crazy. Oh and if you want to be my friend, sign-up for Facebook motherfuckers!!!

I'M OUT!!!
Mikey