Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm chubby

No more sweet tea and soda for me! I'm getting fat, so I'm gonna stop eating and drinking sugar. That is really all I have for today. Sorry.... Things just aren't exciting in North Carolina as everyone thinks. I haven't been raped by a single backwoods bootlegger.

13 comments:

Mummy Hitler said...

So, what you're saying is, that you want to get thin so that backwoods bootleggers will want to rape you?

kevthegreat said...

Hmmmm... I guess I am. But only if she's cute and missing lots of teeth. Oh, Mummy Hitler! You so crazy!

Jo-Jo TDFB said...

Oh, kevthegreat! You so crazy, too!

kevthegreat said...

I know, jo-jo! We all so crazy!

jo-jo tdfb said...

We should all dance and sing a crazy song!

Mummy Hitler said...

I don't dance and sing. I'm a mummy, remember? I shuffle and moan.

kevthegreat said...

Then you can be the harmony section!

kevthegreat said...

There is something....

jo-jo tdfb said...

seriously wrong...

Mummy Hitler said...

with me.

DrX said...

Forgive me for interrupting the great banter.

Dude, drop the sugar. It's a little different at first, but refined sugar is like heroin. Literally, to your brain. Luckily, you won't actually hallucinate from lacking it. After a month or so of diet sodas and coffee without sugar, you won't miss it at all. I did this in grad school, and I lost about ten pounds without changing anything else in my diet. I still eat lots of fat, and drink lots of beer, and I still weigh less than I did in high school. (slightly)

kevthegreat said...

Yeah, I know. I was a diet soda drinker with little sugar in my diet down here. The sweet tea sucked me back in, though...

By the way, the 3 posts from me, mummy hitler and jo-jo was meant to be a barber shop trio, type thing. We were singing! In print!

Kris said...

Kev, there is supposed to be some great biking near you. You should start MTB again.

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