Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm chubby

No more sweet tea and soda for me! I'm getting fat, so I'm gonna stop eating and drinking sugar. That is really all I have for today. Sorry.... Things just aren't exciting in North Carolina as everyone thinks. I haven't been raped by a single backwoods bootlegger.

13 comments:

Mummy Hitler said...

So, what you're saying is, that you want to get thin so that backwoods bootleggers will want to rape you?

kevthegreat said...

Hmmmm... I guess I am. But only if she's cute and missing lots of teeth. Oh, Mummy Hitler! You so crazy!

Anonymous said...

Oh, kevthegreat! You so crazy, too!

kevthegreat said...

I know, jo-jo! We all so crazy!

Anonymous said...

We should all dance and sing a crazy song!

Mummy Hitler said...

I don't dance and sing. I'm a mummy, remember? I shuffle and moan.

kevthegreat said...

Then you can be the harmony section!

kevthegreat said...

There is something....

Anonymous said...

seriously wrong...

Mummy Hitler said...

with me.

Scholander said...

Forgive me for interrupting the great banter.

Dude, drop the sugar. It's a little different at first, but refined sugar is like heroin. Literally, to your brain. Luckily, you won't actually hallucinate from lacking it. After a month or so of diet sodas and coffee without sugar, you won't miss it at all. I did this in grad school, and I lost about ten pounds without changing anything else in my diet. I still eat lots of fat, and drink lots of beer, and I still weigh less than I did in high school. (slightly)

kevthegreat said...

Yeah, I know. I was a diet soda drinker with little sugar in my diet down here. The sweet tea sucked me back in, though...

By the way, the 3 posts from me, mummy hitler and jo-jo was meant to be a barber shop trio, type thing. We were singing! In print!

Kris said...

Kev, there is supposed to be some great biking near you. You should start MTB again.

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