Thursday, August 7, 2008

Tiger vs Bull

Because I found this video, I'm going to start the next competition's discussion, which is probably also a foregone conclusion. Tigers are built to take down animals like a bull, and lucky for us those wacky Chinese have actually already filmed the match for us. Oh, China! When will your atrocities end? You so crazy!

Tiger wins. No question. Unless the bull gets VERY lucky and gores the lion on the charge (there will be only one), the tiger is gonna take it out.

(Couldn't post the video directly, for some reason... Sorry.)

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7 comments:

Mikey OOO said...

Ugh, the video is blocked by my employeer. Guess I'll have to watch it when I get home. But I definitely think the tiger has it. Why am Dr. X and I agreeing on everything lately???

Scholander said...

You love me. You know you do. And because this is so totally obvious that even you and I can both see it.

Your employer blocks Youtube?

kevthegreat said...

That wasn't a bull! But, still, I agree. Tiger over bull, and it's not even close. Bad draw for the bull.

Scholander said...

Yeah, it was technically a cow in that video. But a ballsy one, to charge the tiger like that. Stupid, but ballsy.

phishbone23 said...

I choose the tiger....in any arena, even water. Its natural prey.

kevthegreat said...

Right, forgot to find out where they fight. The venue is the pit from Army of Darkness. "Into the pit with the blood-thirsty sons of war!"

Scholander said...

Who's the retard who voted Bull? In the AoD pit, which is kind of cramped, and full of spike walls and little shadowy hidey holes and stuff, the Bull has absolutely zero chance since it can't charge or anything. Tiger will tear it up in there.

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