Saturday, April 26, 2008

My dating dilema

So, I don't date a lot. I realize that people have to go out and date in order to find the "right" person or whatever, but it just doesn't work for me. I think the problem is that crazy people are attracted to me. Whenever I do date, the lady always turns out to be fucking nuts (or married, but that's another story), so it completely turns me off from dating for long periods of time. Then I'll get bored/lonely/spazzy and date again. Guess what? That lady turns out to be nuts, too! Yay for crazy people! And I'm talking about legitimately crazy here. As in, having several prescriptions of anti-psychotics and multiple trips to the loony-bin crazy. Now, there isn't anything wrong with that if the person has their life together, but I don't get those. I get 'em while they're still full of the crazy juice. I'm gonna end up turned into a human skin dress if this keeps up. But, anyways, the thought of being single and in my 30s doesn't scare me at all anymore. That's all I got for y'all tonight. I'm gonna pass out and hope I don't choke to death on the massive amounts of snot coming out of my face. Colds suck.

1 comment:

phishbone23 said...

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