Thursday, November 13, 2008

I've got a problem with...

Here is the segment of the blog when Kevin drinks a bunch of vodka, goes to a random article on Wikipedia and bitches about whatever comes up. So, for the first installment, I've got a problem with Raymond Vieussens. So he thinks he's all special because he could accurately describe a human heart? Yeah, that's real tough. Oh, so he lived in the 1600s and was a pioneer in cardiology. Know who else was a pioneer in his feild? Hitler, that's who. Now, I'm not saying Raymond Vieussens is as bad as Hitler, I'm just saying that if he had lived in Nazi Germany, rather than 17th century France, he'd probably be Hitler. And I'm not even going to go into his penchant for having sex with sheep...

8 comments:

Jive-talking Panda said...

Dis be a great new addishun t'de blog. What it is, Mama! ah' do'oughly enjoy it and am lookin' fo'ward t'mo'e.

DrX said...

OK, dude, you may have crossed a line with jive-talking panda.

Mikey OOO said...

Jive-talking Panda is my favorite by far. Can you please talk abot him having sex with sheep more

DrX said...

Except for "What it is, Mama" it's not even jive talk. It's an Amos n Andy impression. What is this, Huck Finn?

If you were creative and not just drunk, a panda would talk with a mixture of Old English and African Klick. Cause it's black and white. Get it?

Talking Panda said...

Dude, settle down, it's just me, Talking Panda, with my comment filtered through a jive talk algorithm: link

talking panda said...

And if you read it really fast, and with a rhythm, it is total jive. What it is!

phishbone23 said...

gotta agree with X...not jive, and I know what jive is. Might as well be Pooty Tang Panda.

kevthegreat said...

Yeah, it's not the best Jive translator, is it? Thanks for distracting from my blog post, Talking Panda! You're a jerk, and I'm not saying that just because you've eaten me.

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