I went to the Chinese buffet this afternoon for lunch and, after gorging myself, I opened my fortune cookie and was shocked at the accuracy of my fortune. Now, I've never been one to believe in the supernatural. I am, after all, a man of science. However, this fortune I received today may change my mind since it is so accurate and insightful:
Praise the cookie! It has summed up my life perfectly.
(sorry for the poor quality of the picture, all I have on me is my cell phone camera)