I realize I don't post much about what goes on during my work day, but that's only because nothing exciting ever really happens. At least, nothing exciting that doesn't contain proprietary information. And today was no exception, but I'll tell a story anyways.
I was coming back in the building from lunch, and when I walked by our secretary's office she asked if I could take a look at her computer speakers which weren't working. So, I take a look at them and the power light isn't on, so I check the plug, which is difficult to get to, so I'm crawling around on the floor, moving stuff around. I unplug the speakers and plug them into a different outlet I knew worked, but still no power. So, something is f'd up, right? Yeah, it was a set of speakers that you can turn off by turning the volume all the way down. So, after fiddling with the damn speakers, I realize this and turn the friggin things on, and hey, they work. Now, is the secretary that clueless and didn't realize the volume was all the way down? I think she just turned them off when she saw me come in the building and used the excuse of the speaker trouble to see me crawl around on the floor. That's because I'm a sexy bastard. To sum up this post, the secretary at work is completely infatuated with me. That's what I get out of this.