Thursday, June 26, 2008

Mummy Hitler's Movie Reveiw

Hello boys and girls! It's me, Mummy Hitler, back with more fun and infotainment. For the second round of this blogging contest, I have decided to watch a moving picture and give you all my review. I have participated in a few films in my past, and figure this insiders look would help you all decide how to spend your free time. God knows, watching movies leads to many less troubles than invading Poland... So here it goes!

Now, I went to a local movie rental place to choose a film reel to rent. Boy, was I shocked to find out that the talkies are now on what are called DVDs! Imagine, a movie on a small round record type thing! And they are in color! Look, I'm old! I have been dead for over 60 years, so I don't know these things! This shtick will never not be funny! Anyways, after browsing around the store for a while, I decided on the film: Ballistic: Ecks vs. Server. I chose this movie because I am, in fact, very interested in ballistics and thought I would see what the 21st century held in this field. Seeing as how I had no way to watch the film that is stored on this DVD, I had to go over to Mummy Lincoln's cabin. He's all into this, what he calls, "tech revolution". Ah, he's a dick, but I need him for his toys. Anyways, I watched this film, and I must say, I now see just how wrong I was to send the Jews and social miscreants to concentration camps. I see now that the real evil in this world is the completely asinine fuckwads that make films like this. Those are the people I should have focused on killing! Fuck, if only I killed the parents of the makers of this movie before they could procreate, I would have left the world a better place.

That's my review! I hope you all enjoyed it! And remember, everything was better in the 1930s! Everything! Even the exclamation points!

8 comments:

kevthegreat said...

Oh, Mummy Hitler, you'll never learn!

Mummy Hitler said...

Learn what?

kevthegreat said...

That mass murder is wrong, no matter how much you hate a certain group of people.

Mummy Hitler said...

Is it wrong, Kevin? Or is it a practical solution to a serious problem?

kevthegreat said...

Touché, Mummy Hitler. Well played.

phishbone23 said...

should've rented Schindler's List...

Mummy Hitler said...

I should have kicked you in the balls and cut out your fucking tongue. How would you have liked that? Probably not very much, eh?

DrX said...

Mummy Hitler, you really won't ever learn! You so crazy!

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