I wouldn't be able to do that without asking questions. I'd just want to know. You could say you wouldn't talk about it, and I'd probably accept it and help you. But, I always ask questions.
Yeah, I'd do the same thing. I'd also bitch and moan the entire time. "This body is so friggin heavy! Couldn't you have killed someone smaller?" "Man, I got blood on my shoe! This sucks..." "I'm not cutting him up! You do it, it's your corpse!"
Could I take the meat from the body and cut it up into nice gift size portions, so that I could give it out as a gift during the holidays? I'll call it venison....
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