Monday, November 5, 2007

What is a real friend?

Would any of you guys ever help me dispose of a dead body with no questions asked? That is a real friend.

3 comments:

DrX said...

I wouldn't be able to do that without asking questions. I'd just want to know. You could say you wouldn't talk about it, and I'd probably accept it and help you. But, I always ask questions.

kevthegreat said...

Yeah, I'd do the same thing. I'd also bitch and moan the entire time. "This body is so friggin heavy! Couldn't you have killed someone smaller?" "Man, I got blood on my shoe! This sucks..." "I'm not cutting him up! You do it, it's your corpse!"

phishbone23 said...

Could I take the meat from the body and cut it up into nice gift size portions, so that I could give it out as a gift during the holidays? I'll call it venison....

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