Early Wednesday morning I am expecting to get up early and start the ten hour drive to upstate NY. It's Thanksgiving at the parents this year, since I'm the good kid. That's right, I'm the only one of us three children to make the trek home for Thanksgiving. My brother and sister must hate the parents and love the terrorists.
Anyways, another reason to go home is that the day after Thanksgiving my high school class is having its 10 year reunion. My high school experience wasn't particularly enjoyable, in fact I think it compares more aptly to a stay in prison than a high school, but I am relatively successful now, which means lots of rubbing it in the faces of everyone who was an asshole to me. Ah yes, I've been waiting for this moment. So, for you New York folks, I will see you soon, and for everyone else, there will be silence on this blog until next week when I recant the events of my mini vacation. Be good, and have a great Thanksgiving!
2 comments:
Just a reminder that we provided your parents with a GRANDCHILD, which means we pretty much trump you on any and all good child karma. Yup, you want to beat us you gotta knock someone up.
Providing one grandchild will only match what you have done. It has become clear that to be the good child I must provide many children. Ladies, take a number!
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