It's ridiculous! How could I possibly be my own father? I'd have to go back in time and impregnate my own mother. That's just wrong! I am totally against that. The sick bastards that think it's "cool" or "keen" to be their own father are sorely mistaken. Please, I urge you to contact your congressman and urge them to support proposition #18323432: The Protect America's Children Who Don't Want to Be Their Own Parent 'Cause That Would Just Be Weird and Awkward Act (PACWDWBTOWP'CTWJBWA Act). If we don't protect our children, who will?