Hey, I actually got a real email! This was from an anonymous reader and says:
Q: Your gambling is hurting you and those who love you...
A: Well, that's not a question, and I'm not certain this wasn't spam, but it was sent to the official BFB advice email address, so I'll comment on it! First of all stating that something is hurting me and those who love me is rather repetitious, since they are one in the same. Second, I don't have a gambling problem. I still have 9 of my fingers, which is just as good as ten. Who needs the left pinkie anyways? Sure, sometimes I bet more money than I have and I have to flee for my life or kidnap and sell a child to make it up, but who doesn't? I like to think I'm contributing to this great economy of ours. I am so selfless that I contribute about 43 times more than I actually have. That makes me a super citizen. I once had George Washington call me and thank me for the contributions I have made to this great country through my irrational, obsessive gambling. Then he gave me a medal and let me ride his horse. That was a good day... So, to sum up, I'm all good, baby. You can bet on it! HAHAHAHAHA! Get it? "Bet on it"! We're talking about gambling and I ended it by saying "You can bet on it"! That's classic.
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