It has been bought to my attention that there are a few errors in the new poll. The first choice should read "The blue one with the beard". Also, I've been told that Tom Cruise is not a Smurf, but rather, a short Scientologist. The difference between the two is that a Smurf is a fictional cartoon character while a Scientologist worships fictional cartoon-like characters. I apologize for the confusion. Rock on, Xenu.